You can do side bends or situps…

I was so excited to get my Brazil Butt Lift DVDs last week and I haven’t touched them.  To be honest, I’m a little scared.  I like my big jiggly booty, and so do they menfolk I’ve dated.  What if I lose my best asset?

I don’t want to lose any weight (luckily, the happiness anti-diet works really well for me but more on that later).

So today I will take my measurements and start using the Brazil Butt Lift DVDs so that my booty with not get saggy.  I think of it as prevention.  The second my rump gets smaller, I’m out (or I may just stick to the abs and thighs moves).  I don’t want my body to look like the body of a 12 year old boy.  Eeks!

I’m sure you all really care about the size of my badunkadunk so I will make sure to keep you updated in my countdown to the S.S. Coachella Booze Cruise.