Tag Archive: funny

2015…The Year of My Global Domination

Dear Internet/WordPress friends, Why is it so much easier for me to spill my guts online to strangers?  Anyhoo, this year has been crazy and good. After a crazy beginning…it’s ending on a… Continue reading

El Nino, Spanish For The Nino

My buddy from Texas commented on my instagram photo with the ran and a couple of chickens, “I dodn’t think it rained in CA.”   Well, texastime27, it’s and El Nino year. If… Continue reading

I Have A Face For Radio!

Guess what??!! Chicken butt! Just kidding! Tonight I’m starting my 5 minute segment on One Degree of Chunky B!!! YAAASSSS.  I think there is a 1-2 week turnaround time between taping and when… Continue reading

Penaynay’s Party Wagon!

Heyo!  It’s official.  All of my paperwork went through and I am now the world’s best uber driver. I am calling my uber experience Penaynay’s party wagon.  I want people to feel like… Continue reading

Bernie Wisdom (especially for Texans)

If you haven’t seen the movie Bernie, I highly recommend it.  Jack Black is shockingly good in a less over the top role, and it’s based on a true story in east Texas.  This… Continue reading

For those of you with Heinous Mother in Laws

    Since I am being lazy today and want to go the the beach instead of write, I will leave you with this gem.  I am thinking of all you who have… Continue reading

My Children of the Corn Moment

My Tutu (grandma) showed me all of these cray pictures I’ve never seen when I saw her yesterday.  I am the youngest.  I have several questions: Why are we on the toilet together?… Continue reading

Worst Video Ever…please don’t watch.

**disclaimer.  I posted this out of pure laziness and because mama’s too hungover to produce any quality material this morning, but…. Please share your Halloween pics and favorite costumes, etc! xo

Unacceptable Caption Contest

Sadly, this was after Major Lazer on Saturday. I swear I just fell over the couch while trying to take off my socks, but I’ll leave it to you to write a killer… Continue reading

You can do side bends or situps…

I was so excited to get my Brazil Butt Lift DVDs last week and I haven’t touched them.  To be honest, I’m a little scared.  I like my big jiggly booty, and so… Continue reading

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